If there’s one day of the year to make light of work it’s today, #NationalTellAJokeDay. So in honor of the silliest day of the year, today we’re sharing some of the wittiest (and possibly cheesiest) shoe jokes we could hunt down. Enjoy!  

Q: What do you call a shoe made from a banana?

Banana Slipper

A: A Slipper!

Q: What is a frog’s favorite type of shoe?


A: Open toad shoes!

Q: What shoes do secret agents wear?

A: Sneakers!

Q: What do you call a race horse with only two legs?

A: A goody two-shoes!

Q: What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?

A: I’m stuck on you!

Q: What do you call a dinosaur in high heels?

A: My-feet-are-saurus

Q: What heels outrun all the others?

A: Forest Pumps!

Q: What is a flip flops favorite romantic comedy?

A: Sixteen Sandals!

Q: What do running shoes do when they forget something?

A: They jog their memory!

Q: What is a millipede’s least favorite activity?

A: Buying new shoes.

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