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If there’s one day of the year to make light of work it’s today, #NationalTellAJokeDay. So in honor of the silliest day of the year, today we’re sharing some of the wittiest (and possibly cheesiest) shoe jokes we could hunt down. Enjoy!
Q: What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
A: A Slipper!
Q: What is a frog’s favorite type of shoe?
A: Open toad shoes!
Q: What shoes do secret agents wear?
Q: What do you call a race horse with only two legs?
A: A goody two-shoes!
Q: What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
A: I’m stuck on you!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur in high heels?
Q: What heels outrun all the others?
A: Forest Pumps!
Q: What is a flip flops favorite romantic comedy?
A: Sixteen Sandals!
Q: What do running shoes do when they forget something?
A: They jog their memory!
Q: What is a millipede’s least favorite activity?
A: Buying new shoes.